i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism
when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy
my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping
(Source: guy, via pizza)
|Me on my wedding day:||you still like me right
boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead
(Source: pianti, via pizza)
"When you’re traveling, you are what you are, right there and then. People don’t have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road."