Ask me anything   Lauren. 19. NZ


the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(Source: spunkypapa, via pizza)

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i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

(via pizza)

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when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy


(via pizza)

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my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

(Source: guy, via pizza)

— 1 day ago with 55708 notes


Man this cracks me up.

(via pizza)

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i need a 3 hour kiss

(Source: dollarsign, via pizza)

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Me on my wedding day:you still like me right
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boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead

(Source: pianti, via pizza)

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"When you’re traveling, you are what you are, right there and then. People don’t have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road."
William Least Heat-Moon (via psych-facts)
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