*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!
(Source: bakrua, via pizza)
"Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life."
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear and perfect for a couple days and then all of a sudden it’s like haha just kidding you’re not allowed to have good skin and it breaks out again
when girls call their boyfriend “daddy” it actually makes me wanna hit them with a fridge
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you write it in frosting
on top of a cake
I wish someone would randomly tell me little facts about myself. Not ones that I have already told them but ones they have picked up by themselves because they care enough to notice the little things I do.
(Source: riseafterfalling, via pizza)
“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny